Stairs

Stairs are FASCINATING.

I can go up them, super fast, and stealthy like a ninja. Mom had her back turned in the downstairs hallway, and by the time she turned back, I was GONE...up the stairs and around the corner, sitting on the landing. She was so surprised!

I can also go down them.

That's super fast, too.

Mom always says "NO!" when I touch the safety gate, but this morning I pushed and it was open! And the stairs looked so exciting, so I leaned way over...

"thumpety-thumpety-thump"

...

"thumpety-thump."


aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that was SCARY!
and then Mom got all screamy and started hugging me and she was crying too, and that was even scarier.

But then I remembered that I wanted to go play with the refrigerator magnets, and eat some cheerios. So I did.