Stairs

Stairs are FASCINATING.

I can go up them, super fast, and stealthy like a ninja. Mom had her back turned in the downstairs hallway, and by the time she turned back, I was GONE...up the stairs and around the corner, sitting on the landing. She was so surprised!

I can also go down them.

That's super fast, too.

Mom always says "NO!" when I touch the safety gate, but this morning I pushed and it was open! And the stairs looked so exciting, so I leaned way over...

"thumpety-thumpety-thump"

...

"thumpety-thump."


aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

that was SCARY!
and then Mom got all screamy and started hugging me and she was crying too, and that was even scarier.

But then I remembered that I wanted to go play with the refrigerator magnets, and eat some cheerios. So I did.

This kid looks nice. If I could vote, I think I would have voted for him. Plus, his name sounds kind of like "mama."

I got to go to mama's work today. I like work. Lots of nice ladies come see you and say nice things to you and play with you and carry you around, and then you get to explore under desks and office chairs, until mom keeps you from pushing the big red button on the power strip extension cord thingy.