Greetings. I am.

Hello.

It's dark in here.

I don't really have eyes yet though so I guess that doesn't matter.
I've been in here, at the cellular level, for about 5 weeks now, counting from the uniting of my DNA.
Although I am only a couple millimeters wide, I have been causing changes in my universe.

I have triggered hormonal surges, the levels tripling every three days.

I have caused emotional outbursts and great exhaustion in my host body.

I have set whole HMO systems into motion, which are testing and monitoring my every developmental step.

My existence has been announced and published and privately celebrated, although many seem concerned about whether I plan to stick around.

For what it's worth, I do.