Mothers day

Mother's day breakfast in bed begins spiraling into which-brother-can-out-wrestle-and-gross-out-the-other.  In response to my question about what happened to the perfect mother's day children, comes this: "Well what is the standard?  If the standard is what society defines as perfect, that's boring." -precocious eldest, age 10

Truer words.

Wishing all mothers and mothering-people a perfect, but never boring, Mother's Day.

Holidays

How does your family celebrate Spring/Easter/Passover/April Fools/the weekend?

Does it include dressing up as a racecar-driver-tutu-wearing cowboy and menacing people with your snake bandolier while hissing "My head is alssssso my butt! And my butt is alssssso my head! Ssssss!"?

10

Harry Potter land for the birthday, getting better at karate, very into Magic the Gathering, and suddenly taking emo arty pictures of himself with my phone.