Oatmeal

(Suspicious) "mommy did you make my oatmeal it daddy?"
"Daddy did.."
"Oh good."
"Because daddy makes it perfectly?"
"Yeah. Because daddy puts in the brown sugar, puts it in the microwave, and doesn't stir it up."
"I do that too. Maybe Dad just has the magic touch."

"Maybe you just put it in the microwave for the wrong wrongness."