I like to do milksperiments.

Negotiations

Mommy said I couldn't jump on the bed at aunt lauries house.
But she said I could jump on dome throw pillows she pit on the floor.
I put a pillow on the bed. "can I jump on it now?"

Mommy and I were sharing a cupcake.
She said "one bit for you, one bite for me."
So I stuffed the whole thing in my mouth.
Then I had ro spit it out, because I couldn't chew or breathe.
Then mommy didn't want any more.

"are those porcupines on your legs, daddy?"