Mess

Yesterday, I was smushing carrots with my hand and rubbing them between my hands.

Mommy looked at what I was doing and said, in her Mommy voice,

"Ivan, are you making a mess?"

"No," I said. "a ball."

She didn't think I could see her laughing, but I did.
It was a good ball, just a little smushy.

Babies

My mommy is going to have a new baby.

I like babies.

I have a baby doll.

Tonight, I was teaching my baby doll to use the potty. I opened the potty book, stuck the baby's face onto the page and said "Baby, sit potty." Then I made her sit down.

Then I decided to make my monster voice, and said "EAT BABY, YUM YUM YUM." And put her face in my mouth.

Hahaha!